August 2, 2011

The Merdas Touch

Who knew that King Midas had a kid brother named Merdas? Now, Merdas had his own unique talent, in that, everything he touched turned to er... not gold. He imposed a Crapitalist economy in his short-lived kingdom, but was deposed by his angry subjects when they caught wind of his line of er... not the truth. –Dale

Out of Order the Blog: The Merdas Touch

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